I hate to admit, but it seems that I am slowly but surely turning into a bummer. Now I dont think that there is any such word in the english dictionary, so let me  make things easier for all and sundry. A bummer is a person who loves a derrire any time of the day. Many of you women would classify me along with the normal pervert, a social psycopath. But that is altogether an another matter which will be dealt by the author in due time.

There are several varieties of the subject in question. There is the scrawny ass, the owner of which is normally a mean, bitchy and your normal ball crusher. Then there is miss tight ass. The know all. Then there are the big ones, and the very big ones. The big ones are normally friendly and happy with themselves and the world. Then  there are asses that sway, this surely is a come hither signal. A little tease gauranteed to put you on overdrive.Some of them twin peaks have a mind of their own and that is why you wear low waisted jeans at your own peril. At first opportunity they are into the open, thumbing their nose at authority.  

Speaking about low waist jeans you cant sit in them, if you wear one and if you are a conscious cat you will spend the rest of the day pulling and tugging your jeans in the sincere hope that the family jewels are not exposed. The guys will have a field day of course, I have been there so I know. Just for the sake of fun tell them not to be so restless and fidgety. I gaurantee that you will get an ambigious answer. But it will stop the fidgeting for sure.

The sociological impact is immense. Tau says that gurgaon is no longer safe for children below the age of 12. Now what happened was that tau stopped behind a motorist. A girl came from nowhere and mounted the pillion and the twin peaks burst out from her capris. Tau was flabbergasted but he couldnt keep his eyes away from the spectacle. We went off course, yes. But sometimes the road less travelled is the road to ecstasy. So the sociological impact is immense and throw in the economic loss plus the octane burnt and the heartaches and the sum is a major catastrophe waiting to happen.

Since today is international womens day, I had to write something special. The property valuation part will be done some other day..